Infonomicon Radio Complete Collection

 

Episode #54 Hi-Res / Lo-Res 
Release Date: Sep 22 2006

Lowtek and I decided to get drunk and had lots to complain about, so we recorded and ep.

Closing Music: Something Lowtek Likes

 

Episode #53 Hi-Res / Lo-Res 
Release Date: Dec 25 2005

Ok we had a good enough reason, we brought the show back for a christmas episode

Closing Music: Lab5ae - Independence

 

Episode #52 Hi-Res / Lo-Res 
Release Date: Sep 19 2005

The Last Infonomicon Radio Episode, unless we have a damn good reason to bring it back, and im talking a fucking badassed reason

Closing Music: Strike Anywhere - Sunset on 32nd

 

Episode #51 Hi-Res / Lo-Res 
Release Date: Sep 19 2005

A word from [insert generic sponsor]... Podcast Incubator V2, an upcoming daily radio show. Obfuscated is still alive. Magazine ads and Gilligan. Microsoft and AOL... Katrina and Cyber-Looting... Google, dark fiber, and blog searches.

Closing Music: come as you are / some r.l. burside

 

Episode #50 Hi-Res / Lo-Res 
Release Date: Sep 6 2005

Droops rants about Hurricane Katrina and government dependence. Email... Obfuscated's IP address tool and the ad-free Podcast Awards page... Infonomicon takes over Hackermedia which is now at hackermedia.org. The Qemu emulator for testing bootable iso's. The Pussycat Dolls... Text message ads via cellphone... Iraq gets TV just as shitty as ours.

Closing Music: Zlad - I Am the Anti-Pope

 

Episode #49 Hi-Res / Lo-Res 
Release Date: Aug 23 2005

Krystal Barnes gets a call from the RIAA... The Infonomicon Linux CD project. Walmart and Liquor... College textbooks and inflation. Gas prices, Exxon revenues, and 8-speed cars. VOIP and 911... Microsoft, Radio Shack, and cost savings... Blogs and viruses. HBO and Firefox themes... Got pimpzilla? Microsoft embracing and extending RSS. Digitizing LPs and the Newton... FM transmitters and thumb drives. Challenging Kevin Rose to bare knuckle boxing. Governments want to bitchslap violent web porn... Obfuscated's psychology tip of the day... Playboy mirrors open sores source software. Pr0nix... First person to snailmail the infonomicon box gets Cotton and Droops "Live at the Feelmore South"...

Closing Music: Tom Wopat - Up on Cripple Creek

 

Episode #48 Hi-Res / Lo-Res 
Release Date: Aug 16 2005 ??

The return of ol' zipper dick Obfuscated... Hangin' out at the cock fights. Microsoft gets a new COO. The U.K. and rfid chips in license plates. The (Censored-Pussy) Tech Podcast Network... Call for material for InfonomiconTV episode 6. Qwest in suit over Ma Bell nickname... Yellow Pages and KFC... Low power, rugged, water-resistant computers for 3rd world countries... Iceknife and how NOT to carry an antenna onto a plane. SymphonyOS and the Mezzo desktop... Obfuscated gets head, but pays for it? Multimedia magazine ads... Xampp for simplified Apache2, php5, and mysql install... Cell Phones as homeland security risks. Books, tinfoil hats, and Steve Jobs... Computer illiterate users... Ninja Night School... Recording skype. Irc: #infonomicon on irc.dal.net...

closing music: Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap

 

Episode #47 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: Aug 15 2005

Droops does broadcast college radio... Suse 9.3, Novell, Autocad and the enterprise. Droop's LUG creates a cd similar to opencd. XMMS2 and radio automation... Ruby and Perl... College for a job as opposed to college for learning. Geocaching turds... Pimpin' TLLTS and Bashpodder. Credit Cards and ID checks. Browsers and browser extensions... Droops fails to explain the difference between open source and free software, but properly explains the Po'Boy. Australian wine... Eyepatches are cool. Travel and hacker cons... Michael Lynn, Cisco-gate, and the possible repercussions of unpatched vulnerabilities... New planet, Gary McKinnon, and Adrian Lamo... Intellectual property, proprietary software and competition. Podcast Incubator... Apple and Next. Windows ME still sucks... A Vista beta review.

closing music: Front 242 - Last Inkling

 

Episode #46 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: July 28 2005

since everyone else does it, this is the lost episode.  we were so fucked up, that this one made no sense.  but that's ok, we will get by.

closing music:  none - see above

 

Episode #45 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: July 25 2005

Video on iPods... GTA for adults only... PodcastIncubator.com, WTHICTR, and Le Radio... Contest and stickers. Financial data loss and liability... Ink refills and iTrash. Female email. College and minimizing expenses... Security cameras in London and face recognition. IBM and cataloging employees. Website of the week: xhollywood.com.

closing music: someband - somesong

 

Episode #44 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: July 13 2005

Cotton gets an email address: cotton at infonomicon.org... Homebrewed KVM's. Big Strippers... Graceland Too. Disney Cellphones... Itunes content ratings... Kodak and simplified cameras... T-shirts and coffee mugs. Electronic privacy and EPIC... Buying cellphone and P.O. Box docs. Microsoft and Claria... Microsoft and IBM settlement. Cellphones as ad presentation and game rental devices... British street cameras. A Graceland Too spot by Number279...

closing music: Astounding Jetcar - Bosh

 

Episode #43 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: July 5 2005

The pwning of stinkyPuppy, more than 30 minutes

Special Guest host: StankDawg... No new orders to BinRev at this time due to Stank's switch to the other team... The BinRev chick listener census. Fabreezing Defcon... Bubba Hax. b-mail... Tor and its DARPA connection... Recreational Pr0n. The HOPE AS/400 presentation... Podcasting now equals internet radio... PHP code for varying your search sources. Maintenance and content help needed for current and future BinRev projects more than coding help... Droops wants your help if you can work your tool on his deck. iTunes 4.9 update includes podcast support... Social Engineering. Bandwidth and hosting...

BinRev Meetings. Infonomicon TV... Fedora. Lock picking... Infonomicon site updates... Content management systems: The CMS Matrix... Reviews: Maxdev and Drupal. Maxdev uses AutoTheme and its multi-site function is horrible. Drupal is object oriented and logical, but features are lacking (especially the forum module)... PHP and MySQL have great docs. BinRev meetings this Friday... Welcome to InfoBinRevnomicon Radio... Shouts... Phizone gets shouts because he is a fucking awesome motherfucker; he did  listen to the stream... Two year BinRev asstastic anniversary show (#104) next week...

closing music: Zearle - Confess

 

Episode #42 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: June 28 2005

LowTeK_mYsTiK wins a tshirt, a pile of beer cans, and free cotton penis... Cafe Press problems. Online Gambling. The Grokster SCOTUS decision... An editorial spot sent by PsypherX... The solar sail rocket fails. PHP updates to the website. Batch files. InfonomiconTV... Citigroup and UPS lose data on 3.9M customers. Deep Impact and Deep Impact lawsuit... Blocking community wireless plans. Link to penis insertion video is NOT safe for work, home, or generally anywhere and can be found here... Neither Droops nor Cotton can pronounce phizone (fi-z0ne)... ;) A spot from LowTeK_mYsTiK...

closing music: beatallica - Sgt. Hetfield's Motorbreath pub band

 

Episode #41 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: June 23 2005

Special Assiversary Episode

First caller to the voicemail at 206-984-9569 gets a Packet Sniffers DVD. Count meow's for a free Infonomicon t-shirt. Getting prescriptions drugs from vending machines. Call now for a free Asterisk cd... HP and ass high ink prices... Chewing camel shit. Shirley Q. with Craig O'Neill...

Commercial sponsorships. Feeding the lawn... Google... Drunken rambling... Call now and win 2 free blank cdr's and a pile of beer cans. Back to google. Drunken Rambling... Car Audio... The history of beer... Cotton pets the poodle... Back to google. Google works on a paypal work-a-like. Karaoke... More Shirley Q.

Call the voicemail win stuff... Drunken rambling... The Wall Street Journal. Drunken Rambling... The Lone Ranger and Tonto. White headphones. Expensive headphones. Drunken Rambling... Wyatte, Mississippi... Shirley Q.

Moving away from Ebay. Drunken Rambling... Call the voicemail for free Cotton penis. Drunken Rambling with closing music. 5up3r-53cr37 hidden track...

Closing Music: Grateful Dead and Droops - Touch of Grey (i will survive)

 

Episode #40 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: June 21 2005

Droops Bueller's Day Off: A review of online audio and video resources...

Audio: Radio Open Source. Future Tense with Jon Gordon... Daily Source Code (with Adam Curry being a dickhead). Podcast Expo... Leo Laporte's this Week in Tech and The Tech Guy. The Linux Link Tech Show with Link, Dan, Allen, and Pat... Mab631 (warning: may incite violence). Underfire Radio... Radio FreeK America. Binary Revolution Radio... In The Now. Make Audio Show and White Box Robotics... Geek Love Radio. Dave's PDA Place. Phreak Phactor... Finding other audio shows on the interweb: Rant Radio, DDP Hackradio, HackerMedia, Audio at Jason Scott's Textfiles.com, Podcast Alley, (Censored-Pussy) Techpodcasts.com.

Video: Whitesword TV, The Packet Sniffers, Iron Geek, HackTV, EYNTO, Pure Pwnage, Infonomicon TV...

Other Stuff: Infonomicon Mobile. Cisco sucks... Infonomicon T-shirts...

Closing Music: Union Disunion - Molly Mitchell

 

Episode #39 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: June 20 2005

Call the Infonomicon voicemail at 206-984-9569. Send quotes for the Infonomicon website. Mirrors for RFA, Basenet Radio, and IronGeek. InfonomiconTV Episode 4 released. Droops hits the bottle again... Statistics and accounting are pointless. Cosmos 1 launch June 21st, 2005 to test solar sail concept... Track it at: www.planetary.org/solarsail/watch/. Droops explains tacking... Droops has a sailboat (and we suspect a small dinghy).

Microsoft: Masters of Innovation "innovate" tabbed browsing and desktop search. Ultra Wideband(UWB)... Bank of America tries to fight the phishers by requiring you to register your computer and assign a digital image to your account... Don't use work computers for banking...

Closing Music: not real sure of the band - combat rock

 

Episode #38 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: June 14 2005

Calls from Pixelfiend, DigitalAcid, Bob, UT Crazy, and WhiteFlye. Dot matrix printers as auditory torture... Today's topic: competency. Competency when dealing with private data. Buy your way around additional airport security checks at the low, low price of your immortal soul... Deep Throat. Private meetings. Ways to stay out of logs when using the interweb for similar private communications. Phone company competency. Earthlink and Covad team up to take on the Bells... Accounting and statistics. Drinking and baseball... European Union backs down from Microsoft... Droops is a drunk, penis loving, incompetent chicken burner... XM satellite radio and Audible.com... Winners of the contest will be emailed.

Closing Music: droops and friends really drunk singing songs

 

Episode #37 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: May 30 2005

Be the first person to call the new Infonomicon voicemail at 206-984-9569 and win an asterisk cd. Call now and be aware your call may be used on the show... Today's topic: information... Droop's batch file for backups. IBM PS/2 manual html or zip. Commodore manual in html or zip formats also available. The global interweb and it's effects on the $5 billion global academic publishing market. Other sources of information: Phreaks and Geeks, DocDroppers.org

Droops denied by the (Censored-Pussy) Tech Podcast Network for his colorful use of the English language (aka: fuck bombs). FedEx drops your packages and your docs. Listener tip: Pack your contraband in boxes of different shapes and sizes. Quote of the week. New show: Interweb Tonight at PodcastIncubator.com. Other non-stupid projects welcome...

Closing Music: YTCracker - DugDig

 

Episode #36 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: May 4 2005

The Real ID Act editorial from the Detroit Free Press. True freedom requires risk. An article by Barry Steinhardt, Director of the Technology & Liberty Program for the ACLU. Advantages of localized government.

Ant-o-cide: The final solution. Infonomicon.org site update, Infonomicon TV Episode 3 available... The mailbag... Infonomicon: done when it's done... Shouts...

Closing Music: Treewave - Sleep

 

Episode #35 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: April 25 2005

Email from Polymira concerning whoppix. A notacon infonomicon convert writes in... Enduser emails about the history of radio in episode 34. A chapter of Electric Universe by David Bodanis as read by droops... Get your Dead at the archive.org live music archive.

Closing Music: Grateful Dead - Box of Rain

 

Episode #34 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: April 12 2005

Welcome to the neighborhood... Notacon and Notacon Radio A brief history of radio... Federal Radio Act of 1927... Implications of Clear Channel market dominance... Interweb radio and the effects of advertising dollars on content. Create a free internet radio aggregation website and Droops will host it... Keep internet radio free.

Clear Channel "podcasts" clips of radio shows. Even Bill Gates doesn't trust data to windows. The Grokster case and attempts to overturn the Betamax decision. Cable companies and provider choice.

Closing Music: Grateful Dead - Eyes of the World

 

Episode #33 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: April 04 2005

Part two with out special guest host, Irongeek

Episode 33 - Interview with Irongeek - Part 2

Droops gets a diploma... finally... Majoring in theater: Girls that dance, guys that prance...

Bootable CD's: Bart PE Builder, Auditor, Phlak, Knoppix STD, Mepis, Knoppix Remastering

O'Reilly: books for people who understand what they're reading... Starts in programming... Oregon Trail leads to dancing ants? Binary Revolution magazine. Cons for drinking...

Plight of the rural (bumble)geek. Choosing a residence based on bandwidth... Sidetrack to PDA's... Finding other geeks in rural areas... Shouts... Email, t-shirts, show notes, call, send info...

Closing Music: Grateful Dead - Eyes of the World

 

Episode #32 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: March 29 2005

Special Guest host, Irongeek Hacking and security forums: Linuxquestions.org, The CD Forum, Binrev forums, SecurityForums.com, AntiOnline.com, Jinx Forums, Hackthissite.org Forums Hacking and security forums: Linuxquestions.org, The CD Forum, Binrev forums, SecurityForums.com, AntiOnline.com, Jinx Forums, Hackthissite.org Forums

Good vs. Bad ways to ask questions... Droops the linux n00b can't find tfm (duh... man man)

Books: Open Source Security Tools, Hacking Exposed Series, Nmap Security Scanner: The Definitive Guide

IronGeek is a cheap bastard, but in a good way... Laptops... Dell: Variety is the spice of life when choosing Chinese manufacturing firms.

Cons: Indiana Higher Education Cybersecurity Summit, ShmooCon, Notacon

Video Editing: Adobe Premier, VirtualDub Good vs. Bad ways to ask questions... Droops the linux n00b can't find tfm (duh... man man) Books: Open Source Security Tools, Hacking Exposed Series, Nmap Security Scanner: The Definitive Guide

IronGeek is a cheap bastard, but in a good way... Laptops... Dell: Variety is the spice of life when choosing Chinese manufacturing firms.

Cons: Indiana Higher Education Cybersecurity Summit, ShmooCon, Notacon

Video Editing: Adobe Premier, VirtualDub

Closing Music: Grateful Dead - Box of Rain

 

Episode #31 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: March 22 2005

Special Guest host, Iceknife

Closing Music: Grateful Dead - Uncle John's Band

 

Episode #30 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: March 15 2005


Closing Music: Wesley Willis - McDonalds Is

 

Episode #29 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: March 6 2005

new show format, ice cream for yahoo users, windows patches, notacon.org, ApplyYourself has flaws, ipods and softies, netscape 8.0, intels new idea.

Closing Music: les horrible cernettes - surfing on the web

 

Episode #28 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: Febuary 21 2005

busy, busy droops. The java Tutorial

 

Episode #27 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: January 18 2005

Special Guest host, PixelFiend. We have your keychain Rebel Whore. Sound quaility is shit on this show, blame Droops. Remake on Tron. Yahoo Serious . Pentop Computer. Mac MiMi. Droops and his linux problems. Very bad Tetris. Stupid user stories. 'Reel Review' pimp. Apple Walstreet. Linux on Mac. Ubuntu WiKi. We hate podcasting. Asterisk

Closing Music: Four - Pest Control

 

Episode #26 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: January 11 2005

How women talk. Stupid college kids. Power Point sucks. Droops flash story. Anal sex hacking. Droops has a job. We grew in size. BashPodder. Musa William report. Phone calls. Sex on your IPOD. Increased wireless speeds. Twheel Pic . Rolling WiFi. The story of tatter. Shut up hippy. Commodore making a comeback. Crazy Zoom thingy. They Live. Watch Golf . The Daily Download .

Closing Music: Bauhaus - She's in parties
 

 

Episode #25 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: January 4 2005

Internet connection problem. Sorry about being late. Droops and his new toys. Baby Names. Cloned Cat. James Brown BMW. Post Office is stealing shit. Help out the tsunami victims. RIAA Bullshit logo. NextBox. KVM Talk. Email Sucks. Back up your data, next time you'll might need it. Jack Valenti is leaving. RFID goodness. Gmail problem. Amazon Hotline. New version of Knoppix. Droops has problems with Slackware. IPOD and Linux. Copy protection. Porn Tips. Check out http://www.mattdamonfan.net/ and http://www.mattdamon.com/ and http://www.benaffleck.com/ . Vote for us on Podcastalley .

Closing Music: Crowbar - All I Have (I Gave)

 

Episode #24 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Released Date: December 20 2004

Special 2 hour Christmas Special. Who watching you? Reading Poetry. James Brown. Audio Talk. Learn RSS. Distro Testing. Ubuntu Linux. Screw Fedora Core 3. Vector Linux and Slackware are still gods. Check out our Podcast. Podcast Reviews. The stores are watching you. Blu-ray vs HD-DVD. Selling vitrual land. Gaming College. Empire State Building jump. Bad ebay experience. Droops gets pissed off at Microsoft, again. Kid gets jailed for sex video. Women killed and IP address finds her. Use Shoutcast. Donna Reed is a milf.

Closing Music: Samhain - Let the day begin

 

Episode #23 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: December 14 2004

Infonomicon Keychains. Computer fuckup. Knoppix. Tux Mug. RSS Learning. No More Shirley Q. New phone number: 206-337-1628. BBS Documentary. People are listening. Obfuscated is looking for a KVM switch. Redneck Geek look us up. Beos info. Knoppix Hacks Book. We call Jack and Leo. Slackware is the shit. Droops reads some more Knoppix tips. Bill Clinton is a Haxor. Acconna sucks. Robert Evans is a pimp. Bittorrent gets in trouble. Hack a Day. Homebrew Ipod Ad. YTMND. Compton Cleanup.

Closing Music: The Anti-Nowhere League - So What

 

Episode #22 Hi-Res / Lo-Res
Release Date: December 7 2004

Droops is on vacation, again. Sorry Ennui Song. Loor for a recycling center near you. More info on BeOs. BeOs Bible. NES Computer and TechTv Special. Buy tools and use them. Don't screw with our cgi-bin. Geocaching story. Droops can't say 'leet'. New Packet Sniffers show is out. Redneck Geek won the contest. Give your grandmother a robot. No more developing film. Recycling ink. Check out 'Google Hacking for Penetration Testers' and Knoppix Hacks. Google steals porn. Hacker Hitman. The robots are coming. Man jailed for movies. Kevin Rose is a cunt.

Closing Music: Crisis - Kingdom's End

 

Episode #21 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: November 30 2004

 Droops has a car computer. Kedora.net. JFK game. More Microsoft bashing. Bourdreaux's Butt Paste. Tasers are good. The Power of a cannon. The new virus is out. Comedy News. MPAA helps the new Internet2. Father Guido Sarducci picture. MPAA starts suing people. CPSE.Gov. Weird Al History.

Closing Music: The Mentors - The Four F Club

 

Episode #20 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: November 25 2004

We could have been somebody. Droops is on vacation. Thanksgiving is stupid. Hackermedia RSS. Shoot shit online. No more news. Tasty underwear. Segway Adventure. Tivo Wants You! Ebay doesn't want to sell you the Virgin Mary. Google index's and gets sued. No internet tax. Steve Balmer says you will get sued. Banks don't care about scams. Fuck TheTruth.com. RIAA and MPAA want more of your rights. Shouts to Al Capone. We Hate Everyone. Shouts to Eric Meyer.

Closing Music: 45 Grave - Partytime

 

Episode #19 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: November 16 2004

Droops and his vaginal warts. T-Shirt info. Infonomicon keychain. Sears History. Droops discovers Bluetooth. The movies are watching you. Why are movies losing money. Bad, Bad Microsoft. Micheal Eisner is a Douche Bag. Meet your neighbors via email. Flaming Lips. Microsoft Remote Control. Skype fixed big hole. Smelly Story. Amazon Movies. VoIP is free, at least for now. Cyborgs at risk of virus. Ebay scams everyone. Ipodder is great. Make your own Cell Phone Jammers.

Closing Music: Bad Brains - House of Suffering

 

Episode #18 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: November 9 2004

 PMS isn't cool. You'll shoot your eye out. Droops shed election. Earthquakes. Jimmy Buffet sucks. Infonomicon Wacking. 7 dirty words. Blue Gene for sale. Mr Long's tit story. Microsoft Owns All. Bellsouth Yellow Pages. Sperm Chasity Belt. Go see Saw.

Closing Music: Suicidal Tendencies - How will I laugh tommorow when I can't even smile today

 

Episode #17 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release date: Release Date: November 2 2004

No show notes this episode. This is a Worst Of Episode.

Closing Music: The Mindensaflick Tampon Tragedy Orchestra - Cockrock

 

 

Episode #16 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: October 26 2004

Elvis pictures on the way. Phreaknic antidotes. No chicks at the conf. Droops and Stank go geocaching. Pissing on Bellsouth. Good Emails this week. We have buttons. Droops falls off the wagaon. Droops, now in ranch. No more movie theaters, obfuscated is mad. Cell TV. Apple stores should be everywhere. Mepis uses Skype. Shatner wants to go into space. Microsoft wants to give money back to you. Ballmer Speech. Your work is watching you. Acidus site. Team America was good. Die Britney Die. Call your local op to talk shit. Waybackmachine is cool. Shouts out to people that let droops crash on the floor. Send Oddball donations.

Closing Music: Danzig - Do you wear the mark

 

Episode #15 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: October 19 2004

* Show notes coming eventually

 

 

Episode #14 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: October 12 2004

* Show notes coming one day

 

 

Episode #13 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: October 5 2004

* Show notes coming some day

 

 

Episode #12 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: September 24 2004

We're in Cincinnati, WKRP. Two weeks until we're on Rant Radio. Bobby Vinton explaned. Droops learns from AfroTech. We need a AP wire. Pixelfiend is good people. New MAC specks. AMD and IBM are going steady. Kill cutomers and win points. Auto Driving. Virus writer gets job. What is spam? Who the hell uses Ask Jeeves? Obfuscated doesn't drink pepsi. Check out BeOs. Achy Breaky Heart. Kojak is sexy. RIAA get say in next Windows version. Recycle your old computers. Ozzy Speaks. Check out The HSX. Hermer is not a word, but it has a funny google search.

Closing Music: Cannibal Corpse - Fucked with a knife

 

Episode #11 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: September 17 2004

You can't handle the truth. Droops drinks crappy beer. Infonomicon is about Information and stuff. Ivan is tracked by Big Blue. The Packet Sniffers lay it down. War-Head. Looking for aliens with hot women. No one wants to talk to us. Cheating is getting hi-tech. Obfuscated is 60 years old. AOL tells Microsoft to screw off. PenPal memories. Droops wears a fanny pack. Mr Magoo is pissed. VoIP TV. Sirus and XM are cool. Utilikilts are not cool no matter what anyone says. Watch Octoballs. Cousin Tony 'Tightlips'.

Closing Music: Brujeria - Matando Gueros

 

Episode #10 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: September 10 2004

Silvio is pissed. Droops got married. Show will be an hour an a half now. Hurricanes Suck. Anyone want to be on Infonomicon? Uberleeto is not german. Free movies at PaPa John's. Watch Whitesword Tv. Thanks Majestic. Pimp Pimp Jason. BlockBuster Vs Netflix. Netflix Wins. Chicks are gay. DNA fingerprinting is being held. Serial killers kill chicks that don't tip. Windows lets you download illegal software. WoW. Cigarettes and coffee is good for you. Say no to thumb keys. Return of the living robots. Library porn. Call your house and record porn. Special band-aid. Stop fucking blogging. Hairball got busted, listen to Haxor Radio to find out what happened. You are a fucking Moron.

Closing Music: Carcass - Tools of the Trade

 

Episode #09 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: September 1 2004

Berserker. Facts of life. Pixelfiends birthday. Majestic pimp. New web site. Lo bandwith version of the show. Obfuscated gets in trouble with Cox. We have sources. Droops gets Ipod. Burn CDs and don't buy a Ipod. All in one PCs are heavy. BugMeNot is down and up again. Circuit City says no to T-Mobile. Screams of the Gerbil. 4 way screen porn. Obfuscated wants a job in government. DNA spam filter. Cingular logo is shit. Open-Xchange is cool. We still use Skype. No translation of the show. Keep a corded phone around. Clerks pimp. Train stories. Fuck your yankee blue jeans T-shirt. Minnie Pearl goes to Circuit City. Double sided disc are silly. Droops and Obfuscated make a bet. Droops makes a beer. Microsoft is expensive. List of shitty products. Spammer earns cunt of the week. Longhorn getting stupid. Intel, world's greatest chipmaker. YEAH for Mozilla. Industry Analyst know what they're doing. Jack Valenti is an idiot.

Closing Music: Project Pitchfork - Timekiller

Episode #08 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: August 20 2004

Droops' birthday. Back in the day. Obfuscated has got a hemroid. Pimp Jason Scott. Infonomicon TV released. State of Louisiana pays for internet. First time using Skype. Obfuscated and droops go on a date. Keep Wi-Fi open. Windows 3.11 is l337. Google IPO is good. Pimp to the movie PI. AM radio causes cancer. Investment lesson. Powerbooks burn. SP2 is released and it still sucks. Legality is not to be discussed. Movie Give-a-way. Droops guesses wrong movie. Why won't they use .ogg. Wal-Mart sells songs. Iraq sings Metallica. Jessica Tandy is hot. Radio Show how-to. Droops isn't ready. Fuck You Everyone.

Closing Music: The Germs - Fuck You

 

Episode #07 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: August 13 2004

Unsolved Mysteries. Our moms are proud. Infonomicon Tv coming soon. Our new site. MPAA are still being dicks. Droops is sick. DvD's are not forever. Obfuscated doesn't know SP2. Skin printing. Yahoo is now local. Google worried about "Hackers". We love mormons and prostitutes. Xp is going Thai. Ms Cleo gives tech support. Oldversion.com is still cool. Start mining Indium. Netflix Pimp. Go analog. Spam still stupid. Shirley Q loves hampsters. Radio show how-to next episode. TextFiles.com, Archive.org and Netbroadcaster are great sites.

Closing Music: TSOL - Code Blue

 

Episode #06 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: August 6 2004

Violent Content. New show name, again. We call Stankdawg, but he wasn't home. FreeLinux.org. We aren't popular enough to get harassed but the goverment. Another Skype pimp. IBM likes Linux. Tv and Radio Techs want in the money. Bootleg whiskey. Online gaming is a no no. Wallpaper blocks Wi-Fi. Companies are scared of Mircosoft. Man gets upset when someone flamed him. Mickey Mouse computer. Legal tips. RedHat's new market. Oracle is being bad. JibJab gets lots of hits because of 'Infonomicon'. Job interview lessons. Bellsouth gives out free beer. Microsoft pushes back. Leapfrog helps education.

Closing Music: The Beatles - Revolution

 

Episode #05 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: July 29 2004

American Psycho. New name. No more tangents. Don't throw your computer away. Droops is a member of Lambda Lambda Lamdba. Blue Bell ice cream is, "Homemade Country Style". Droops has little problems. Job interviews suck. Online IQ test are retarded. Huntington Learning Center. Blogs are okay. The French say no to pirates. Record label lessons. Relapse and SubPop are independent labels. Droops didn't know Dave Grohl was in the Foo Fighters. IPod vs. Real. Skype is out and it rocks. Droops loves Sex and the City. Obfuscated watches Dead like me. Microchips for medical reasons. Existenz is becoming reality. Beware of Zindows. God bless the internet. Scumware. Spybot and adaware, use them. Google on the stock market. Installing a keyboard. IBM gives good tech support. Call Center secrets. JibJab is funny.

Closing Music: Sepultura - Propaganda

 

 

Episode #04 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: July 23 2004

Arnold's Pizza Shop. New hotline. Start bouncing checks at wal-mart. Dell says no to spyware for $39. Free blowjobs. The Fed watches Microsoft. Blue Linux is cool. IBM is kinda. Droops is interrupted. http://www.dell4me.com/security. Unrequested downloads. RIAA beats IMesh. Use bongs to smoke tatobacco. Droops shares. Obfuscated admits his crimes. Email is not private. Rotate your stalking list. Who makes your computer? Dell uses prison labor. Microsoft owns your skin. Leave your Wi-Fi open. The crux of technology. Lesson on Huey Long. Politcal Rant. Britney is going down. Droops takes a piss. Pick a name. Clear Channel does something good. Website defacer should be beating. Napster thinks it doing good. Watch Bubba Ho-Tep. Bruce Campbell kicks ass. Stephen Hawking was wrong.

Closing Music: Lab5ae - Awake

 

Episode #03 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: July 20 2004

Obfuscated host the show while Droops is on vacation in Gulf Shores, Al. No Email again. Obfuscated is sick, and is playing disease tag. OddPost trys to out do Gmail, but fails. Teen are still using mail bombs. Unix to beef up longhorn. IE is fucking up everywhere, use Firefox. Windows gets 1 billion users by 2010. Windows updates are not safe. Spam still sucks. Hooked on Phonics spams kids. Get some walkie talkies. Courtney Love is arrested, this is a good thing. Tax money spend on chipmunks. Spend more on Nutria Rats. Write off Mozilla. Itunes sells 100millionth song. Altavista sends spy to Mircosoft. Flirt with a fellon. Fuck online dating. Politician Battleship. Ebay scam gets stupid women in jail. Why buy music that sucks, when you can steal it. Send love letters to Obfuscated. Show Sponsored by Marlboro Lights, Folgers, and Spunkmouth.

Closing Music: New Model Army - The Hunt

 

Episode #02 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: July 8 2004

No new name, yet. Droops gay porn mix. Beat up titties. Three people are hosting the show. Godaddy is good for buying domains, but not for hosting. Pimp to MobileDigit. We are on Textfiles.com. Droops helps lower standards of Textfiles.com. Still can't say Obfuscated. Droops likes to share. Slimdevices.com sell something cool called the SlimServer. Droops tounge ties himself. Don't fuck off into oblivion. Bellsouth fucks over another customer. Robert, Louisiana get a Walmart distribution center. Droops doesn't beg for money. Drive by Droops house and get free internet. Cable compaines are about to offer Voip. Sonly releases "New" walkman with 20 gig's of space. Webcams at summer camp. Don't get hurt playing at Mcdonald's. Howard Stern is pissed. Steve Jobs thinks Bill Gates steals from him. PDR is now DDR. Brad Smith is a fucker. Closed Source is utter shit. Google can search the internet faster than Microsoft can search your computer. Political Rant. God Bless America

Closing Music: Oscar Mayer Spangled Banner

 

Episode #01 Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: June 30 2004

Pimping gmail . No housekeeping. Microsoft gives away 34 million, just because they are nice. Sign up for free Microsoft shit. Say no to shopping cart litter. Winn Dixie is pissed. Bubbles needs a job. New Java desktop called, "Project Looking Glass". Yadda Yadda Yadda. No one knows what Open Source is. Even the EU is pissed at microsoft. Bill Gates own a Gutenberg Bible. Real is suXor. Linux is flexable. More bad hackers from Russia. Symantec is cool. Advance warning, "Microsoft your shit doesn't work". You should read the Wall Street Journal. Know what ASCII and Hex are. Fairhope, Alabama says NO to Walmart. Microsoft = Walmart and Walmart = Microsoft. Walmart sells sex toys. Cross-Golf is the cool sport. Positive reviews of pilot show. Droops can't say 'Obfuscated'.

Closing Music: MC Chris

 

Episode #Pilot Hi-Res / Low-Res
Release Date: June 23 2004

Droops is throwing himself into the news. This is a test. Geocaching is cool. Droop's says, "umm", a lot. Thinkpad is the shit. 10th anniversary of FreeDos. Droops drops docs. Seeing Elvis. Bellsouth is suXor. Death by Ipod. Microsoft buying ads for free product. Droops tells Microsoft to fix their shit. PalmSource loses money. Aol acquires advertising.com. Droops hopes you enjoyed the show.

Closing Music: The Evolution Control Committee - Rocked By Rape